What stories would your old pencil share?

Your pencil knows every word you've written, every sketch you've drawn, and every distracted doodle you've created. What stories would your pencil share ? What would your pencil take the most pride in? I asked my pencil one day to share his favorite story with younger pencils. He had plenty of ideas from which to draw from, but focused on the following...
Oh, by the way, Grandpa pencil is the little one and baby pencil is the big one~pencils age in reverse.